The Park Avenue Sobriety Test is an album by Canadian singer-songwriter Joel Plaskett, released March 17, 2015 on Pheromone Recordings.
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Next Valencian regional election","displaytitle":"Next Valencian regional election","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q123561061","titles":{"canonical":"Next_Valencian_regional_election","normalized":"Next Valencian regional election","display":"Next Valencian regional election"},"pageid":72114215,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Carlos_Maz%C3%B3n_2025_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Carlos_Maz%C3%B3n_2025_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Carlos_Maz%C3%B3n_2025_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":570,"height":855},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290584420","tid":"0f107edb-31b7-11f0-af53-c2f71c6454ac","timestamp":"2025-05-15T18:04:35Z","description":"Election in the Spanish region of the Valencian Community","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Valencian_regional_election","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Valencian_regional_election?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Valencian_regional_election?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Next_Valencian_regional_election"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Valencian_regional_election","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Next_Valencian_regional_election","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Valencian_regional_election?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Next_Valencian_regional_election"}},"extract":"The next Valencian regional election will be held no later than Sunday, 27 June 2027, to elect the 12th Corts of the Valencian Community. All 99 seats in the Corts will be up for election.","extract_html":"
The next Valencian regional election will be held no later than Sunday, 27 June 2027, to elect the 12th Corts of the Valencian Community. All 99 seats in the Corts will be up for election.
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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