{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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